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Committee Wala (Mercy parody)

from The Parodies by Narvision

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Okay. Mercedes Benzy // Your sangat they so thirsty // doing simran on
our carpets cos this year we hosting barsi

Mercedes Benzy // Your sangat they so hungry //
walking cos we got that Nagar Kirtan Rockys for free x2

I watch your pennies drop // as you matha-tek
Counting up the money that's the gas paid
Built a marble palace up in here -- must contain
10% spent on plush fittings 'stead of pain
Your place // my place // this Gurdwara is shared space
Everybody welcome just as long as you're from my race
We're seeing out the plan // spreading words of Truth
Business deal making doing it to win
G-G-G-Gurdwara // Committee-wale
Vote-an and gimmie money, I'm the Punjabi Stalin!

Mercedes Benzy // Your sangat they so thirsty//
eating langar in our kitchens for prauthe and lassi

Mercedes Benzy // Your sangat they so hungry //
even though they know, I'll never give up my kursi x2

Yuh! We'll book your wedding // take your money then hath-jorr // Bye!
Not like you asked how Anand Karaj works or why!
Ain't for us to ask if you're a Sikh, guy
Once we got our fees there's no refund
What we want is your cash money
All we want is your cash money
Why should we care if you ain't aware
of the laavan you take in the ceremony?
Siropa beti // and you son
We give these away // that's you done
Now it's time to make more cash
Tell your guests about the building fund
Mar-ble // Ceiling // under-floor heating
We want to add a heli-pad when Pardhaan comes for meeting

Mercedes Benzy // Your sangat they so hungry //
walking cos we got that Nagar Kirtan Rockys for free

Mercedes Benzy // Your sangat they so thirsty//
eating langar in our kitchens for prauthe and lassi

Okay. Mercedes Benzy // Your sangat they so thirsty // doing simran on
our carpets cos this year we hosting barsi

Mercedes Benzy // Your sangat they so hungry //
even though they know, I'll never give up my kursi

Dress in suits, shirt and tie
We never clean toilets that's why
We never make langar that's why
We never read paath that's why
Talk to the sangat like they're lower caste
We are committee // they only count last
Tie up our dhaaris with netting and taatees
Dress up our wives in ten thousand pound saris
Driving 4x4s this is our Sardari
Our pals play kabaddi they're gangsters and yardies
Next generation we grooming them up
Turning resistance into gup-shup
Youth say its elders, but we're not corrupt
It's not your turn kids, we've seen you erupt
We're not intolerant bundeh, we're squabbling lafengeh
We only know pungeh, we're Sikhs on Sunday...!

...cuz we committee man...cuz we committee....

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from The Parodies, released June 19, 2013

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